I have a friend who I've known since I was quite little. 1 day, when he was six, I was at the home of his when he got it absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mom took him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took a single look and said to her to consider him to the ER. She dreaded something along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip probably the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a decent 30 seconds of intensive farting, he looked at his mother and said, "I feel all better now!"